what do you call an uncle who crosses the road?

while driving home from benita's birthday dinner, we [laine and i] were approaching a pedestrian crossing and there was an uncle who was about to cross, he was like 5m away from the road.
it was only now that i realized how rude laine is..so horrible man.
she screamed, ZEBRA CROSSING!
i was appalled! she actually called the uncle a ZEBRA!

tsk tsk.

we couldn't stop laughing after that. ok. actually only me, cox she was saying how i shouldn't be laughing at her lousy english, you see, in proper english, it would have been "the zebra is crossing the road!", but i guess she was just too excited and pek cek at the uncle. haha.

that's all folks..