warning: explicit content

one day last week, when i was at a particular place (no names shall be mentioned to protect the interest of the parties), i had a big business to attend to. and it was rather urgent. so i chiong-ed to the toilet.

first thought - nice white toilet, very clean. and interesting, got a lot of cubicle to choose from. first one, squatting - forget it. flatfooters ain't made to squat for long period of time. same goes for the next one. finally, i saw a cubicle to my liking, it was far in enough, and it was a seating one.

ANYWAY, it felt good. details will not be released due to its explicit contents.
and finally, i was finishing up. but was sending a msg to the girlfriend. sent. and then i heard 2 voices. at first, i thought nothing about it. and i realized something very very strange about the 2 voices. it was not the usual deep, course and rough voice you normally find in the guy's toilet. in fact, it was high speed, high pitched chattering. immediately, i was stunned.

what the heck was 2 girls doing in the guy's toilet?!

[flashback] - in my hurry, i don't think i checked the sign at the door...but i had the impression the person in the picture didn't wear a skirt. and he was definitely blue.and,there was a group of guys who were just chilling out just around the corner of the toilet

and i panicked.

i looked around. and guess what i saw beside me- A SANITARY BIN.

ok. have you stopped laughing for me to continue my story?

anyway, i was like. WHAT THE HECK MAN! this is superbly embarrassing. and now i'm stuck in the toilet with the 2 girls chatting outside. ok. i'm sure they will be done soon.

i was soooo wrong.

now i know why girls take so long in the toilet.
but to be fair, i was so stressed i didn't even hear a single word they said.

i just waited, and waited..and waited.

finally they left. i waited a moment more to be sure. and another moment longer just to be very safe. no sound. *phew*

opens the cubicle toilet door. peeks outside. coast is clear. no time for washing hands. might be caught at any moment. chiong! ok. now the most dangerous part of the assignment. opening the toilet door. prepared an excuse, "crap. went in wrong toilet" just in case an unsuspecting girl walks in. opens the door nonchalantly, sees 2 cleaners, but they are too engrossed in their conversation. took a right turn to avoid them. ended up in a dead end. felt stupid. turned around and walked quickly into a secret passageway, located the nearest male toilet and washed the hands, with soap.
in case you are thinking that i'm some dirty ass. i'm not. and i don't even have a dirty ass, have already cleaned it.

gosh. that was the most expertly executed escape plan in my life. i made Prison Break look easy.

darn. maybe that's why it is good for male and female toilets to be painted blue and pink respectively. yes, it is stereotyping gender but at least it avoids such potentially embarrassing situations. yes, yes, the states has many unisex toilets. but we are in singapore! maybe i should protest for unisex toilets.

ok, but as funny as this is on hindsight, it was really scary for me. thoughts of being charged for peeping, outrage of modesty (although i think it is MY modesty that is outraged), etc etc all came into my head. i was that close to trembling with fear.

last but not least, please do not repeat this story to others.this is especially to a certain someone who shows stuff to her friends, keeps compromising videoes (of me cross-dressing for theatre) and shows it to her mother and cousin and i-don't-know-who-else.

or the least you could do is to leave out my name. i have a reputation to keep, what's left of it anyway. haha.